Because I’ve decided there just aren’t enough hours in the day…

Or there’s this option:

Today’s WTF? moment from AMC began before the opening credits and sadly didn’t end until the start of One Life To Live.

These used to be some of my favorite things because every soap has those WTF? moments that you know, even though it’s a soap and they do outrageous things, were so out there they were hysterical. Everyone watching would sit back and go… “Wha-?”

Unfortunately that now describes All My Children in it’s entirety.

Thank you, Charles Pratt, AMC’s ultimate WTF? master…